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incurablylazydevil:

four times Sherlock was alarmed by sex and the one time he wasn’t

8oo:

i get so offended when people dont like my favorite characters

i get even more offended when people think they love them more than me

matthewsagan:

swearing is unattractive so it should fit right in with everything else i do

(Source: matthewsagan)

begettingmonsters:

kickair8p:

cesperanza:

OMFG.

Yeah.  After going to CA2 you watch CA1 again, and you see the Winter Soldier.

cuz they may take his memories but they’ll never take his swag

(Source: tamii0096)

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

idreamofjimmy:

what the fuck kind of fantasy world does Sheen live in

starlightnymph:


awwww-cute:

Dog selfie and photobomb

omg the tiny black one’s face

starlightnymph:

awwww-cute:

Dog selfie and photobomb

omg the tiny black one’s face

psyducker:

do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

(Source: slovvbro)

despookinator:

what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake

(Source: deluminator)